Saturday, January 9, 2010

1/2 & 1/2 & 5 Sugars

How about we stop faking?! When you go into the bodega, say it with me now bo-dega, and order a coffee with Half and Half and 5 sugars we all know you really want to order a hot chocolate. You're not fooling anyone. It's not like I'm some coffee junkie or anything. In fact, I hardly even drink the stuff; the main reason for this is that I've had GOOD coffee before and the majority of this shit we drink in the States is pure crap. Starbucks? It's burnt ass! They over roast the beans and blend the shit-stank out of them. If you're one of the people who loves the shit...well, good for you, they say ignorance is bliss. Yes, I've been spoiled with the good stuff, but why settle anyways? Just to feed your addiction? Well, I guess I can buy that. When I was a smoker I'd smoke the shit cigarettes to feed mine, so ok. But still, back to the original guy. If you're getting Half and Half and 5 sugars it seems like you don't even like the shit. It's like you're only getting it because that's what all the other grown-ups do. I remember when I was like 12 pretending to like coffee because my parents were drinking it...but I was 12!!! Don't flodge, be you. If you want tea, get it, if you want cocoa, get it!

And Now For Something Completely Different

Playoffs!?! Playoffs?!? Yes, the playoffs start today. NFL for those of you on the dark side of mars...or in oakland. And once again, my Pats are in it again after a 1 year break. From what I'm seeing/reading no one is giving them a chance, especially after Wes went down, :'(. Could this maybe be a good thing? The last time there was this much doubt was in 2001 and we all know how that turned out. The big difference, though, is that team had multiple 1st round vets on D where as this is a bunch of rooks...we'll see. They've been downtalked all year even though they've been top 10 the whole time so we'll see if my impression is mis-guided and I'm just being a homer. I sure as shit hope not. IBWT, In Bill We Trust, right? If there's anyone that's gonna take this team deep it's him. And no one else is really that much stronger for me to definitively say we're over matched. At any rate, this should prove to be a good postseason regardless, no not irregardless damnit, of when the Pats lose their next game, this winter or fall.

And Now For Something Completely Different

A little lesson to those of you not in the know.
Irregardless is redundant and not proper usage of your vocabulary. ALL YOU NEED TO SAY IS REGARDLESS!!!!
They're = They are; i.e. They're going to the game later.
Their = possession; i.e. Their game was canceled due to lightning.
There = a place; i.e. The endzone is not here, it's there.

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