Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Barack's 'Pubs

They didn’t put us here, but now a lot of you want to end progress before it’s had a chance to run its course. It seems as though a lot of American’s are fed up with our government before it’s had a chance to have an impact. Republicans have been trying to stifle progress at every turn claiming that they know how to do things better. But in all their clamoring they have yet to provide an actual alternative. All they say is “NO!” And now, because of all their yelling and the unwillingness of liberals to stoop to their level, many Americans would rather return to the party that got us in this mess than try something new. OBAMA’S A MUSLIM, SOCIALIST ANTI-AMERICAN WHO WANTS TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY… Have you forgotten so quickly who got us into this mess? Have you forgotten that it was the Republicans, with these same flawed ideals, that caused us to sink into this hole? If they created the mess with their policies of lower taxes for the rich and trickle down economics, how would re-instilling that help us? If the majority voted in this president to revamp healthcare, why would we now vote in people who want to destroy it? On top of that, why would we listen to people who are in the pockets of Pharmaceutical and Insurance companies? (sorry Glenn, forgot about the people who want to buy your gold…) Don’t you think their loyalties might be a bit awry? I don’t think the Democrats are the cat’s tuxedo but I certainly think the ‘Pubs are motivated more by money than duty. I don’t believe them when they say that they’re here for me but are unwilling to make policy moves that are in my favor. Why can’t we tax the richest people and corporations in our country? Why should we do away with the social programs that are in place to help the less fortunate? So that we can give multi-billion dollar companies tax breaks? So they can outsource the majority of their overhead? If they want to bend us over to keep their businesses here, how about we say fuck them. We should be a nation of entrepreneurs anyways! How about we let them leave and then tax the shit out of their exports to the country that taxed them too highly? Are they going to stop selling to us? Not likely! I say fuck ‘em!

Friday, September 10, 2010

Grind Crack & Dungy

You know what really grinds my gears (thank you Peter)? When people don’t help out those who are in a more difficult position. I’m talking about Pregos, Gimps, old folks, women with babies, etc. It really pisses me off when I see some mom with a stroller struggling to open a door, and there are a bunch, or just one, of people standing around acting like they can’t see her. I mean what the fuck!? I was at lunch today, eating outside cus it was just nice as hell out, when I see this mom trying to open a door and push her stroller through at the same time. While she’s doing this, this oriental guy (I know, it’s supposed to be asian but Indians are Asians too but sure as hell don’t look like Chinese people so I’m going with oriental!) is just walking around beside her not once considering opening the door. I wanted to get up and go punch the douche in the BOX! I mean really fucker, what if that was your daughter? I was about to get up from my lunch to help her out but fortunately someone else was walking out and held the door for her. People are really fucking inconsiderate. I was walking into the bank the other day and held the door for a lady who was leaving and she was shocked that I had manners. I mean really? What have parents been teaching their kids for the last 50 years (yeah 50, this shit isn’t localized to people my age)? Do we really care that little about the person standing next to us? Oh, wait, I forgot that half the country is republican…THAT’S THEIR M.O.!!! (modus operandi for those who don’t know) I’m not gonna get into politics right now, just know that republicans stand for themselves, that’s what it means to not want the government to help out the less fortunate or spend money on social issues since it doesn’t directly benefit themselves, but this lack of accountability or concern for the failures/shortcomings of your neighbor will destroy us. When everyone only cares about themselves, no one cares about you.

Ok, now lets flip this a bit…

It really cracks me up when older folks use my lingo. A good one is “what’s his face”. My boss, who’s a good bit older than I, today used that phrase and had me trying my hardest not to crack up. I mean, damn, it’s a funny phrase when my sister uses it, but him? It took some work not to laugh in his face. Not that he shouldn’t be using it or should feel ashamed, it’s just funny. It makes me wonder whether they’re using our lingo cus it’s cool or if we took it from them for the same reason. It’s like douche. I heard these older guys use it at lunch. My mom claims it’s from her generation or before, but it just seems to innovative for it to have come from any generation other than my own…;P. It just goes to show, some things are timeless…like Stacey Dash…mmm, Stacey Dash, gimme summa dat! But I digress, when you get to that age where kids are wondering, let them know who the real verbal pioneers were…us motherfucker!

And now for something completely different…

Football is finally back! I know, I know, you thought this day would never come, me neither. But alas, here it is. My football related thought from last night, man I can’t stand Tony Dungy. If he isn’t just the epitome of a holier-than-thou, stuck-up, shit-don’t-stank, Peyton Manning butt buddy, can’t-coach-the-best-team-to-a-superbowl-more-than-once douche, then I don’t know what is. This guy just really pisses me off. If he’s not talking shit about other teams or players not on his team, then he’s using his GM’s influence to change rules or creating an atmosphere where it’s ok to blame players who aren’t at fault as opposed to starting at the top and trickling down. He’s like the church folks who cheat on their spouses but then talk shit cus you like to drink or cuss. Here’s a big ole FUCK YOU to Tony Dungy!